Meandering through the poor neighborhoods of Ogden, we were rudely ambushed by this very offensive guy. Apparently, he was never held as a child since his hatred and anger is geared heavily towards women and children. His choice selection of vocabulary includes yuck, poor women and children, Boulder, Colorado, and stuff about sneezing in a jail cell. Since you may be asking yourself why there isn’t a straight on picture of his mug, that isn’t his most recognizable feature. That honor belongs to his extremely ripped calf muscles, which can only be described as superhuman. It is advised if you come into contact with him to alert authorities immediately.